PLAGUE

You know on the 235, that seat just behind the bus driver? I wouldn’t sit there on account of some kid threw up there last week. My cousin say’s it’s ‘cause he had the boobic plague. That’s a sickness that makes you throw up and die. I don’t know if the kid died after he got off the bus, but he must have if he had the boobic plague.  My aunt say’s there’s no such thing as the boobic plague and that’s it’s some other sickness that was in the olden days. But it wasn’t that one either on account of they cured that one and no one gets it any more. Any way I wouldn’t sit there ‘cause you’ll get sick if you sit there.