Misc CORN GOD

Ah yup, call Sheriff Hulry. Them damn kids are in the cornfield again, drinkin’ beer and worshipping their corn god. I told ‘em last time I’d call the law if they came back and I’m a man of mah word. It’s mah farm, not a damn church. Let ‘em grow their own corn if they’re so all fired up about this corn god. Oh, and make sure to tell the sheriff to tell them kids to take the empty cans with ‘em with time, I’m not their maid.